the pizza guy’s confusion makes this video so brilliant
It’s that time of month again… you know what that means…
BEST DESCRIPTION OF A PERIOD I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
I’m a guy and this may be the funniest way to describe a period.
Lmao yes all describes a girl on her period
#the OWLs and the NEWTs were under the ministry of magic and they happen earlier in the year #they have nothing to do with the school’s exams #they’re like the SATs or the AP tests #if your school decided to cancel your final exams for some reason THE SATS WOULD STILL HAPPEN (via coffeeandcheesecake)
We take Harry Potter very seriously here
My oldest brother wonders why I’m still mad at him and ignoring him and then he goes and says something incredibly rude and offensive. I know marijuana isn’t all that harmful but if must be doing something to my idiot brother’s brain. No manners and is too busy pointing out the negatives to see the positive. He can’t be happy for me because my accomplishments are small. Because I don’t have a job but I get good grades in school. I don’t have my license but I got my permit. He doesn’t care about my bright side. My little joys for progress. All he ever wants to do is tear me down every fucking chance he gets. I just wanna scream at him and chew him out, but the words will never get to him. He’ll realize his mistakes 2 days later and still bring me down.
You may be my brother by blood but you’re someone I don’t need in my life. All I ever did was look up to you my entire life and the only good memories I have are few, minor, and fading. I’m your baby sister yet you treat me like a chew toy. You always called me hurtful names and gave me dirty looks. You say that when I move out it’ll be a miracle and that I’ll get my license at 40. Getting a job is something I cannot and will not grasp. Well, I’m sorry I don’t get paid to go to college. I’m sorry I didn’t join the forces right out of high school. You may be “serving our country” but from what I hear, you got it easy. You gain a shitload of weight from junk food and soda, sit on your ass all day playing games and smoking pot while I scrounge around for money just to get a damn decent education. I don’t have all the money in the world. I can’t pay for gas just so I can learn to drive. I’m fucking sorry that by the time I was of age the economy went to shit. I’m sorry I get sick when I’m around food too long keeping me from working at restaurants. I’m sorry I’m overweight and with asthma. I’m sorry I’m not married.
I don’t have my own place or my own car but at least I’m respected for who I am and not my job. At least I have people who genuinely care for me and love me and are happy and supportive. I respect my relatives and don’t go around tearing people down because I think I’m better..
And now I lose my sister in law. I forget she’s just like him. I should’ve saw this coming. I’ve never truly wished anything bad to happen to anyone but I hope they lose their jobs and their money. I feel if they lost their pride they would becomes somewhat better people than what they currently are. I don’t even know them anymore..
I’ve never felt so alone.
What if the Restricted Section of the Hogwarts Library is just full of wizard porn?
Maybe that’s why the book Harry picked up was screaming
Bound in leather and chains
would you please stop destroying my childhood one potter-related post at a time
Dark, dark, magic indeed.
“When Kurt Cobain was alive he was known as the mysterious, quiet rocker. When he died he was known as a depressed drug addict. Kurt Cobain didn’t use drugs because the drugs used him. I don’t think anyone who knew him personally saw him the way the media portrayed him. Did the media ever mention that after a show was over he would sit in the tour bus and write back fan mail? He would try to answer at least thirty letters a night. In 1993, the media never reported the story of Kurt Cobain visiting a fan who wrote him [Kurt Cobain] a letter and asked him to come see her before she died of Cancer. They [the media] never forgot to remind everyone that he had demons though. Don’t listen to what you might have heard from the media. Kurt Cobain loved every single fan he had. He just couldn’t deal with being put on a pedestal that he was constantly afraid of falling off of.”